:: Journals of the Clinically Inane ::

:: Wednesday, March 06, 2002 ::

I'm sad. No one is posting on the munchkin realm. Maybe some bivalvers would give me pointers on how to set it up as more of a joint blog. *grins hopefully* Ne way very sleepy and POed today until I got to dance around at the end of the day and have fun. I get to be Niro fiddling as Rome burns. If ne one would like to give me more info on that I would be much obliged. *blink* Random thoughts of the day: If your nose can get stuffed up can it get stuffed down? How can colds give you a fever? How did some guy manage to spear another guy with a live swordfish? If you use a stair master do you ever really master the stairs? Ok I'm done. Post on munchkin realm please and if your not sure if you qualify to post just ask.
:: Tara 2:56 PM [+] ::
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First of all...WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU STUPID IB PEOPLE?! GYNORMOUS IS NOT A REAL WORD! I MADE IT UP! ITS JUST A COMBINATION ON GIANT AND ENORMOUS (only if I spelled in ginormous ppl would say it wrong)! IT HAS NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOMEN OR GREEK OR LATIN OR WHATEVER! I mean COME ON haven't you guys ever made up a word before!? HOW COME YOU ALL HAVE TO BE SO SMART ABOUT EVERYTHING!? WHY HAS NO ONE EVER HEARD OF THE WORD GYNORMOUS!? Ok i'm done now. *blink* Ok really awsome party on fri/sat. Watched all sorts of movies and I got to explain the intricasies (sp?) of the legend of Peter Pan to Lilly...the real one not the one I made up. Plus I realized that the movie Quest for Camelot is where I got my internet name of Kayle from. Monty Python Rules! Monkey Bread Rules! Went to my Grandmommy's 80th b-day party. It was actually fun, suprisingly. My uncles still behave like 5 yr olds when there to gether so it was quite amusing and they all went to RM in the late 60's early 70's, so I got to here about how awful our school was then. Plus I had a really neat philosophical conversation about religion with my Grandaddy. SO all in all it was fun even though the food was weird, I probably made an ass of myself a few times, it went on too late (yawn so sleepy), and they all started smoking cigars at the end which made me cough. But it was better than I expected :) Te he he.... I woke up at noon today. I never wake up that late. Go Me! ;) So thats all for now. Bye.
:: Tara 9:40 AM [+] ::
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I drove home from the bus stop today. I RULE! Tehehe....The cross I'm making for Seth is gynormous...oh well, stage exageration.

P.S. Peter Pan is my PIMP!
:: Tara 3:43 PM [+] ::
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Driving update: Went on real road today. 35mph. GO ME!
Total killed:
Pedestrains: 0
Curbs:3
Tiny Things: 10
Cars: 0
Mail boxes/ trashcans: 0
Gray hairs on Mom: 20

Ooo. I took all those tests on Lissy's blog. I am the black King....hmm I don't think I'm cold and calculating. Do you? I am a centaur....I always wanted to ride a horse. Oh the day of the week thing was great. I am a tuesday child. " Tuesday's child is full of grace." Does any one else see a problem with that statement. *walks into a wall, trips, lands on butt* Oh but the real coolies is that I am a WIND SPIRIT. Go me! I love wind!

"Thought above feeling and mind over matter are your mottos. Others come to you for advice and guidance. Some see you as introverted and snobbish, but they are merely jealous of your common sense knack to think things through. Don't be afraid to listen to your heart though."

Finished one book and on to the next. Did my chores...icky... now must do HW so I can hang with McBeth people tmrw.

:: Tara 12:48 PM [+] ::
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Ok, now for some real news. The swords are done. Horray! they look really cool. I got some great books at the library...while I bugged Kevin in his sad little corner. Finally found the title of a book I was trying to remember. The ORDINARY princess. Yay! Go Me! Tests suck. I screwed my DBQ. grr :( Love the new munchkin blog, every one must go there. Subs are SO annoying. Especially that stupid chorus sub. She was murdering that Irish song. Irish music does NOT have piano slides in it. grrr. Ok can't think of other things to say now. Bye.
:: Tara 5:24 PM [+] ::
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Feeling distictly uninspired but here goes nothing
~The Very Sercret Diaries of Peter Pan~
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Day 5
Flirting with Mermaids and that Indian chick produced interesting effect. Wendy and Tink seem jealous. Wonder if the would go for a menage a troi. Tried to get the lost boys to "lose" Wendy's brothers in Indian territory. Didn't work. Persistent little buggers. Maybe I'll give them to the mermaids to play with.

Day 6
Wendy kidnapped by Captain Hook. Think Tink may have tried to sell her as a concubine. Jerk Hook, stupid pric should steal his own English whore. Oh well, better go get her back before her brothers have a fit. Plus the lost boys seem to have really taken to the mother idea. They need help. Damn, no psycologists in Neverland.

Day 7
Stolen Wendy back. When suggested a celebration "blow out" got slapped. Ouch. Her brother John threatened to spear me on his umbrella and Micheal wants to beat me senseless with his teddy bear. Dog Nanna bit me. Better return them to London.

Day 8
Returned stupid London pricks to there stupid London flat. Their parents were pissed. Dad tried to shoot me out of the sky. Tink turned him into a poodle ...temporarily. Tink's magic is cool. Hmm, I wonder if Tink could make herself (or other things) big...

Day 9
Desperate. Still need some action. Going to try America. American girls are easy, right?

Day 10
Found a nice blond ho in a New York hotel across the street from some porn shops. Had a little fun while her roommate was in the shower. Then SHE suggested a menage a troi with her friend's stuffed hippo. Decided it was time to go.

Years pass....

Day 300000
Visited that Wendy chick today. She's really old now. Has a really hot daughter. Think only way I'm gonna get some action is to grow up for real. Oh well, leaving Neverland to start a new life with Jane. Maybe I'll finally get some T & A and SCORE! Bye.

Here ends the very sercret Diary of Peter Pan.
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:: Tara 5:19 PM [+] ::
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~The Very Secret Dairy of Peter Pan ~

Day 1
Very bored. I know. I've been ten for a 40 yrs but I need some action. Only girls in Neverland ugly, have fins, or have scary chieftain fathers. Think I'll go to England and pick up a chick. Aren't London girls supposed to be easy?

Day2
Found the perfect babe, talks about me all the time. Going to kidnap her tonight. Taking Tinkerbell. Girls love fairies.

Day 3
Dumb whore, fell for the old, I've lost my shadow routine. Actually offered to sew it back on! Idiot! I had to take her stupid brothers with us. She wouldn't go otherwise. Maybe I'll sell them to the Indians.

Day 4
Tink seems jealous. Whats up with that? I can't f* her, she's two inches tall! Asked Wendy to play house. Didn't mean for her to be the lost boys' mother. Oh well, guesss I'll go flirt with the mermaids.

To be continued.....

Please tell me what you think. :)

:: Tara 2:53 PM [+] ::
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Killed:
Pedestrians: 0
Curbs: 2
Trash and leaves(maybe tiny animals): 7
Go Me! Master class today was so cool. I love to sing. LA LA LA LA LA! Guys some jokes get old before they were funny so let it die, you know who you are and what I mean. Ok here goes, I'm gonna try something new here in a sec.
:: Tara 2:40 PM [+] ::
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Anika wonderful party, really, *groan*, but I may be in traction for the rest of my life. NEVER LET ME DANCE AGAIN! OUCH! I really hurt. I think the head banging gave me whip lash. I have pulled every muscle in my body. *GROAN* On the plus side, I went driving again today, in a bigger parking lot, using the gas, and with other cars and pedestrians AND NO ONE DIED! GO ME! I did run over a curb once but...eh. Next time I have to go on a real street.*shudder* I must now do chores. *groan* See ya all tmrw.
:: Tara 12:56 PM [+] ::
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